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Donald the Mole

April 27, 2011 Comments off

 

Eww boy.  The lid has been blown and Obama has shown his birth certificate.  I used my magnifying glass to read the fine print.  Birthplace:  Honolulu, Hawaii.  According to my recollection from Miss James’ history class, which I attended when I wasn’t asleep, Hawaii was part of the United States by the time his mother exited from the delivery room. 

What next, o fair tea partiers?  For a while, I thought that Donald Trump was a mole designed to lead the Democrats to a landslide no matter who they nominate or how the economy is doing.  And here are the reasons why:

Only a nit or a mole would pick on someone’s birthplace as a kick off to his (or her) election when there are other things to worry about, like say, the economy, unemployment, immigration and who’s going to win on Dancing with the Stars. 

And only a mole would then go one step further and question Obama’s educational credentials.  When the aspiring presidential candidate came up with a dig on how Obama got into school, my newly installed mole alarm went off.  For unless you are a Kennedy, or Columbia and Harvard went on an equal opportunity campaign, a candidate has to be smarter than the average bear to get into any of those schools.  Even getting a janitorial job there probably requires a near Mensa membership.  Not only does a being have to get in, but he has to figure out how to graduate and get out. 

Even if Obama’s grades were bad, he’s not alone.  Einstein was first thought to be retarded.  Besides, the Donald isn’t one to talk as he allegedly punched out a teacher during the halcyon days of his youth.  For this reason, I wouldn’t want to do business with him especially with anything involving beams, girders cranes or anything that swings.  Given his logic, a person could wind up wearing cement shoes in the bottom of a swimming pool after a business transaction gone wrong. 

Obama may not be the best president we ever had, and if his face winds up on Mt. Rushmore, I’m going to eat my hat, but anyone who can go from relative obscurity to the highest office in the world is certainly no dummy, either. 

For all I know, maybe someone in the Democratic camp put the Donald and the rest of those tea partiers up to this.

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